We are, too!
(Also, we have anxiety about going to social things in new places and/or parallel parking. Just sayin’.)
ARE YOU A PLANNER?
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WHEN IT’S HAPPENING
Saturday, September 19th, 2026
5 o’clock until 10 o’clock in the evening.
Speeches begin at 5:30 pm
WHERE IT’S HAPPENING
Venture X at The Dairy Block
The 3rd Floor
1800 Wazee Street
Denver, CO 80202
THE SCHED & FLOW
The first toast kicks off at 5:30pm (you’ll want to get there& get settled in by then), and they’re sprinkled throughout until 9ish. There’s time to talk, refresh drinks, and pile your plate with cheese.
WHAT’S INCLUDED
5 hours of artisan small bites, signature boozy cocktails & non-boozy cocktails options. You’ll also be treated to toasts to failure from our incomparable speakers.
WHERE TO PARK
There are roughly seventy bajillion ways to park (or choose not to park) at the Denver Dairy Block. Here’s a really thorough breakdown of options.
Self-parking, valet, Ubers, etc. are all really easy in this area of Denver — albeit annoyingly paid.
WHAT TO WEAR
Whatever you feel best in. From ballgowns and tuxes to old wedding dresses, we want you to feel comfortable and confident.
Consider this an excuse to wear That Thing you’ve dreamt of. Here’s our outfit inspo.
WHEN YOU GET THERE
Walk through the Dairy Block’s front doors. (You’ll see a bunch of restaurants.) Follow the signs to the elevator, and head to the 3rd floor.
We’ll be waiting on the other side of the elevator to check you in!
VENTURE X
At the Dairy Block
Revel in this iconic downtown Denver space. You’ll step straight into a fantasy world of neon lights, leather couches, and twinkle lights.
There’s also an on-site hotel that’s rated as #2 best hotel in the whole world (attendees save 15%!), cocktail bars, and roughly a bajillion restaurants & small businesses on the ground floor.
IT’S AN ENTIRE FAILURE VILLAGE, ALL IN ONE BUILDING.
LODO
(Or Lower Downtown Historic Denver, iffens you wanna get official with it.)
LODO is the oldest neighborhood in Colorado, known for its revitalized Victorian buildings, vibrant nightlife, top-rated restaurants (including Michelin-recognized spots), breweries, and the iconic Union Station transit hub.
Super walkable, and you can take the train from the airport! The venue space is literally across the street from Union Station.
Rated the 2nd best hotel by Condé Nast & featuring over 700 pieces of artwork by local artists, The Maven is giving Failure Ball attendees 15% off their entire stay!
The discounted rate works for any nights between Thursday, September 17th and Monday, September 21st.
The magic rates goes away & turns back into a pumpkin on Friday, August 28th. Make sure to book before then!
THE MAVEN
The official hotel of the Failure Ball!
AIR B&BS (OBVS)
Since the venue is directly across from Union Station in Denver, there are rentable rooms & residences galore. This is a great option for anyone partnering up with friends during your stay.
Distance From Venue
Walkability
| Varies
| Varies
HOSTEL FISH
Renowned for its vibrant vibes, this isn’t just any hostel. This luxury (but still way less pricey) option has both shared and private spaces, close to Venture X at the Dairy Block. Also, it’s gorgeous?!
Distance From Venue
Walkability
| 0.4 miles
| 10/10
THE ART HOTEL
Meet the large chain hotel with personality. It’s also only 2 blocks away from the stellar Denver Art Museum and delicious tapas. Because tapas.
Distance From Venue
Walkability
| 1.6 miles
| 7.8/10
JUST BECAUSE THE BALL ENDS DOESN’T MEAN OUR NIGHTS DO.
The after party is open to all attendees!
We’ll just be walking across the street to one of the bajillion breweries where folks can break into small groups, order chicken tendies, and unwind from the night.
(Not to worry. We’ll tell you where we’re headed at the Ball and head over together.)
QUESTIONS? CONCERNS? ANXIETIES?
Puh-lease reach out. We’re here to help as much as humanly possible.